The Trouble with Terkel – Jonathan On The Internets

I think the highlight of my trailer searches this week was the trailer for N-Secure. Otherwise, a fairly non-standout week for film. I’ve got a few films I’d go see, and some you probably couldn’t pay me to see *cough cough*politcal documentary*cough cough*. Give the trailers a look-see by clicking on the film name. Are there any films this week you plan on seeing?

	Red Directed By: Robert Schwentke Written By: Erich Hoeber Starring: Bruce Willis, Morgan Freeman, Helen Mirren, Mary-Louise Parker Release Date: Oct 15, 2010 It took me a little bit to warm up to this idea, admittedly. But that’s thanks to a somewhat lackluster first trailer. I’ve changed my mind since then. Diagnosis: Can haz now plz?!
	Jackass 3-D Director: Jeff Tremaine Written By: Starring: Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera, Steve-O, Jason Acuna Release Date: Oct 15, 2010 Jackass is my guilty pleasure. I’ve been a fan of it since early high school and was quite into it as I started college. I guess you could say I’ve grown up with these dickheads. Diagnosis: Want to see.
	Hereafter Director: Clint Eastwood Written By: Peter Morgan Starring: Matt Damon, Bryce Dallas Howard, Daniel McLaren, Cécile De France Release Date: Oct 15, 2010 (Limited) I have yet to see a Clint Eastwood film. This one looks interesting. Diagnosis: Okay, I’ll bite.
	Conviction Director: Tony Goldwyn Written By: Pamela Gray Starring: Hilary Swank, Minnie Driver, Sam Rockwell, Peter Gallagher Release Date: Oct 15, 2010 (Limited) The trailer is a bit over-the-top and seemingly Oscar-bait. But that aside it looks like an interesting story. Ever since Moon, I’m kind of drawn to Sam Rockwell’s choice in roles. Diagnosis: Curious to see.
	Samson and Delilah Director: Warwick Thornton Written By: Warwick Thornton Starring: Rowan McNamara, Marissa Gibson, Mitjili Napanangka Gibson, Scott Thornton Release Date: Oct 15, 2010 (Limited) I hate when trailers heap unrealistic praise on films. Despite this trailer being full of said praise, I’m still interested in seeing this. Diagnosis: IT’S THE MUST SEE OF THE MILLENNIA, YO
	The Trouble with Terkel (Terkel i knibe) Director: Kresten Vestbjerg Andersen, Thorbjorn Christoffersen, Stefan Fieldmark, Randolph Kret Written By: Mette Heeno Starring: Kim Matthesen, Anders Matthesen, Bill Bailey, Tom Everett Release Date: Oct 12, 2010 (Limited) This looks absolutely ridiculous…in a good way. Diagnosis: Want to see.
	I Want Your Money Director: Ray Griggs Written By: Starring: Ray Griggs, Mike Huckabee, Stephen Moore, William Voegeli Release Date: Oct 15, 2010 (Limited) Guess how interested I am in this “documentary.” Diagnosis: Not very.
	Down Terrace Director: Ben Wheatley Written By: Robin Hill, Ben Wheatley Starring: Bob Hill, Robin Hill, Julia Deakin, David Schaal Release Date: Oct 15, 2010 (Limited) Heard about this one awhile ago. Still kind of interested in seeing it. Diagnosis: Still kind of interested in seeing it.
	Vision: From the Life of Hildegard von Bingen Director: Margarethe von Trotta Written By: Margarethe von Trotta Starring: Barbara Sukowa, Heino Ferch, Hannah Herzsprung, Gerald Alexander Held Release Date: Oct 13, 2010 (Limited) Couldn’t find an english trailer so I put up this one instead. Looks like an interesting enough film. Might not seek it out, though. Diagnosis: If I have time.
	Carmo, Hit the Road Director: Murilo Pasta Written By: Murilo Pasta Starring: Fele Martínez, Mariana Loureiro, Seu Jorge, Mauricio García Release Date: Oct 15, 2010 (Limited) Again, couldn’t find an english trailer, but I don’t think one was needed. I’m interested. Diagnosis: Curious to see.
	Poema de salvacion Director: Brian Dublin Written By: Eduardo Marando, Omar Quiroga, Alejandro Robino Starring: Gonzalo Senestrari, Irina Alonso, Fernando Rosarolli, Fernando Rossaroli Release Date: Oct 15, 2010 (Limited) The trailer didn’t do much to grab me, but the synopsis did. Still, not sure I would see this unless I had some extra time on my hands. Diagnosis: If I have time.
	N-Secure Director: David M. Matthews Written By: Julius Lewis, Christine Taylor Starring: Cordell Moore, Essence Atkins, Denise Boutte, Tempestt Bledsoe Release Date: Oct 15, 2010 (Limited) Wait…what? Diagnosis: …no seriously. What?!
	The Four-Faced Liar Director: Jacob Chase Written By: Marja-Lewis Ryan Starring: Lisa Bierman, Daniel Carlisle, Natasha David, Todd Kubrak Release Date: Oct 15, 2010 (Limited) I would be lying if I said this trailer and the film’s synopsis didn’t interest me some. Romantic comedies that aren’t mainstream? Sure, sign me up. Diagnosis: Interested.
	Urville Director: Angela Christlieb Written By: Starring: Starring: Denis Cremel, Francois Grossi, Patricia Raveneau-Laurent Release Date: Oct 15, 2010 (Limited) When the synopsis reads “Equal parts bemused reportage and whimsical fantasy,” there’s a decent chance I’ll be interested. Couldn’t find a trailer, but I’d see this just based on what I’ve read about it. Diagnosis: Want to see.
	Gerrymandering Director: Jeff Reichert Written By: Starring: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Howard Dean, Gray Davis, Pete Wilson Release Date: Oct 15, 2010 (Limited) yawn Diagnosis: ZZzzzz.
	White Lion Director: Michael Swan Written By: Michael Swan, Janet van Eeden Starring: Jamie Bartlett, John Kani, Thabo Malema Release Date: Oct 15, 2010 Seems like a fun family outing, with interesting visuals and a heartwarming story. Diagnosis: Not interested.