Ghetto Physics

Got a horse movie we’ve never seen before and some horror that I’m always down for seeing. There’s also a Carey Elwes beat-em-up worth noting and a lot of documentaries you might be into but that fail to grab me in the slightest. And MILLA! There’s a frickin’ Milla movie this week that’s coming out. DEFINITELY want to see that one. Anyway, check out the trailers and enjoy.

	Secretariat Director: Randall Wallace Written By: Mike Rich Starring: Diane Lane, John Malkovich, Dylan Walsh, Scott Glenn Release Date: Oct 8, 2010 Another story about horse races and outrageous odds. *yawn* Diagnosis: Pass.
	Life as We Know It Director: Greg Berlanti Written By: Ian Deitchman, Kristin Rusk Robinson Starring: Katherine Heigl, Josh Duhamel, Jean Smart, Josh Lucas Release Date: Oct 8, 2010 Is it just me being weird or does this remind anyone else of Three Men And A Baby? Two unlikely adults raise a child left to them. Not entirely sure I’m sold on the movie from the trailer, but I would be lying if I said the premise didn’t interest me some. Diagnosis: If I have time.
	My Soul to Take Director: Wes Craven Written By: Wes Craven Starring: Max Thieriot, John Magaro, Emily Meade, Nick Lashaway Release Date: Oct 8, 2010 Wes Craven. October. Horror. Of course I’m going to see this. Diagnosis: Want to see.
	Nowhere Boy Director: Sam Taylor Wood Written By: Matt Greenhalgh Starring: Aaron Johnson, Kristin Scott Thomas, Thomas Sangster, David Morrissey Release Date: Oct 8, 2010 Not a Beatles fan, but I am kind of interested in this movie based off the trailer. And it stars Kick-Ass, so I’m curious to see how he moves on from that film. Diagnosis: If I have the time.
	It’s Kind of a Funny Story Director: Ryan Fleck, Anna Boden Written By: Anna Boden, Ryan Fleck Starring: Keir Gilchrist, Zach Galifianakis, Emma Roberts, Viola Davis Release Date: Oct 8, 2010 (Limited) Zach Galifianakis has gotten quite a bit of film saturation lately, so I’m not entirely sure I’m interested in seeing him play another variation on his usual shtick. This could just be the fault of an uninteresting trailer. Diagnosis: Not interested.
	Stone Director: John Curran Written By: Angus MacLachlan Starring: Robert De Niro, Edward Norton, Milla Jovovich, Frances Conroy Release Date: Oct 8, 2010 Milla Jovovich. Diagnosis: Must see.
	It’s a Wonderful Afterlife Director: Gurinder Chadha Written By: Paul Mayeda Berges, Gurinder Chadha Starring: Sanjeev Bhaskar, Steve Morphew, Jamie Sives, Sendhil Ramamurthy Release Date: Oct 8, 2010 (Limited) It’s Mohinder Suresh from Heroes…and a plot I don’t much care about…like Heroes. Diagnosis: Pass.
	Tamara Drewe Director: Stephen Frears Written By: Moira Buffini, Posy Simmonds Starring: Gemma Arterton, Roger Allam, Dominic Cooper, Luke Evans Release Date: Oct 8, 2010 (Limited) At first I thought it was a film about writers, and then I thought it was a film about Tamara Drewe, but then I realized it was a film about a potty-mouthed little girl causing trouble for everyone. Turns out, it wasn’t about that either. Diagnosis: Saw it so you don’t have to.
	I Spit On Your Grave Director: Steven R. Monroe Written By: Jeffrey Reddick, Meir Zarchi Starring: Rodney Eastman, Chad Lindberg, Andrew Howard, Daniel Franzese Release Date: Oct 8, 2010 (Limited) Never saw the original. Might look into seeing that first. Diagnosis: If I have time.
	Inside Job Director: Charles Ferguson Written By: Starring: Matt Damon (narrator), William Ackman, Daniel Alpert, Jonathan Alpert Release Date: Oct 8, 2010 (Limited) Not the kind of documentary that grabs me. Diagnosis: Pass.
	Letters to Father Jacob (Postia pappi Jaakobille) Director: Klaus Härö Written By: Klaus Härö Starring: Kaarina Hazard, Heikki Nousiainen, Jukka Keinonen, Esko Roine Release Date: Oct 8, 2010 (Limited) Didn’t quite understand the trailer, but the premise sounds interesting. Diagnosis: Curious.
	As Good as Dead Director: Jonathan Mossek Written By: Erez Mossek, Eve Pomerance Starring: Cary Elwes, Andie MacDowell, Frank Whaley, Matt Dallas Release Date: Oct 8, 2010 (Limited) Welcome to the beat the shit out of Cary Elwes movie. Although, the trailer does kind of pique my interest. Diagnosis: Piqued interest.
	Red White & Blue Director: Simon Rumley Written By: Simon Rumley Starring: Noah Taylor, Amanda Fuller, Marc Senter, Lauren Schneider Release Date: Oct 8, 2010 (Limited) Not sure what to make of the trailer, but it did its job and now I’m interested in seeing this film. Diagnosis: Interested.
	Budrus Director: Julia Bacha Written By: Julia Bacha Starring: Release Date: Oct 8, 2010 (Limited) Eh.. Diagnosis: Pass.
	GhettoPhysics: Will the Real Pimps and Hos Please Stand Up! Director: William Arntz, E. Raymond Brown Written By: William Arntz, E. Raymond Brown Starring: Ice-T, Norman Lear, Cornel West, KRS-One Release Date: Oct 8, 2010 (Limited) Just not a week of interesting documentaries for me. Diagnosis: Pass.